Brooklyn had never before taken a step on her own, but when Carlos Zambrano served up a three-run homer to Jason Heyward in the first inning, she could take it no more. She charged the television with such passion that even her grandma couldn't restrain her.(Just kidding. But only about her having never taken a step before. She really was fed up with Zambrano.)
Jeff Samardzija's hold on a spot in the 'pen is tenuous at best. Look at that fastball! That's gotta be, what, two or three mph?
I was laughing so hard when I read this!
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