Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Reports: Hockey league currently engaged in some sort of tournament

From the Wait 'til this Year Humor Vault

Reports--mostly out of Canada--are that the league with all those hockey teams is currently engaged in some sort of tournament possibly designed to determine a champion. No other information is available at this time. A quick survey of random sports fans revealed very little about said tournament, though one fan reached by phone said, "Didn't the NHL used to have some sort of glass or cup or something? Is the NHL still around?" A cursory glance at the basic cable listings was also of little help, as the tournament--if it really exists--is apparently broadcast mostly on premium channels. Wait 'til this Year kindly requests that readers with any additional information please submit tips via the Comments.


  1. These reports must be mistaken. I'm pretty sure hockey became extinct around the same time as the pig-footed bandicoot.

  2. Let us know if there really is any validity to these rumors.