Thursday, June 11, 2009

Rookie defensive back brings tent and s'mores to mini-camp

From the Wait 'til this Year Humor Vault

BEREA, Oh.--Cleveland Browns rookie defensive back Don Carey was embarrassed last Tuesday after showing up to mini-camp with a tent and all the necessary ingredients to make s'mores. Carey said he was "disappointed" to find out they'd be playing football instead of camping, but agreed to go through the drills and "eat the s'mores later." Carey said he desperately hopes the team can organize a camping trip at some point, because a) he has a great ghost story to tell, and b) he had stayed up half the night coming up with a great joke: if they saw a bear while in the woods, he was going to scream, "Ah! It's Brian Urlacher!" He had also planned to make a great pun on the word "tackle" with reference to his tackle box, though he hadn't quite come up with one yet.

1 comment:

  1. I think I could go camping with him - ghost stories and s'mores! (but only if I had a motor home with a shower).