BUFFALO--Buster T. Bison, the mascot for the Buffalo Bisons--the Triple-A affiliate of the New York Mets--is having the darndest time determining how to be entertaining rathe
r than creepy. Named by Time Magazine as 2008's Creepiest Person of the Year, Buster can slip from fun and goofy to weird and creepy in a split second. Some have claimed that his antics once caused more than 20 children to cry simultaneously.Experts say that several factors contribute to Buster's unmatched level of creepiness, including:
- his undersized hat
- his half-open eyes that make him appear drunk
- his insistence that children sit on his lap
- his custom of unbuttoning the top two buttons on his jersey, usually around the sixth inning
- his inclination toward finding a 30-something female and chatting her up for multiple innings
- his tendency to leer at the camera a la Time Magazine's 2008 runner-up Brandon Christol. Compare for yourself:
I see the simarities and I AM afraid of both!
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ReplyDeleteIn fact, I think there should be a recount becacause while the bison is pretty creepy; Brandon is donning only one glove which is very creepy!
That is hilarious! And now you know that if the admissions thing doesn't work out, you could become a creepy mascot. I'm not sure for what organization...hopefully something not involving small children. (jk)
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